Sunday, June 8, 2014

Used Car

Would you buy a car from this guy?

How about now?

If you answered yes to either one then I have a deal for you.

For Sale:

1999 Isuzu Rodeo LS
174K miles, 3.2L, automatic trans, 4wd w/low range, limited slip rear axle, tires 50%
fuel gauge has a mind of its own, ABS light works great as the light is always on, A/C doesn't work. Clean title. Asking $2500

 I also have a 2000 Subaru Outback I'm thinking of selling. Same mileage as Rodeo.  Fuel gauge works, ABS light is off but check engine light may be on. A/C doesn't work.
Haven't come up with a price for this one yet.

 By the way, that hat and glasses are the same get up I wear at work. Everyday is casual friday around here. Surprisingly most people actually answer the door when I knock. "Hey lady, I'm here to kill dem weeds in yer lawn!"
 The other day I arrived at a property and the lady saw me coming. She saw the truck and knew why I was there and also knew I was going to ask her to keep the dog off the lawn. She wisely took the dog out to do its business before I got started. The problem was the dog was a beast twice her size and was tugging her around the yard. When the dog finally stopped it dropped this huge mashed potato deuce. She attempted to pick it up with a small bag over her hand. That wasn't working and the dog was on the move again. When I finally got close enough to talk to her she had shit all over both hands, up her arm and all over the leash. "I'm dog-sitting, I'll keep him inside".
Yes Ma'am, have a nice day.


  1. I would buy a car from that guy but my question is does a guy like that really give a damn if some dog craps on the grass.... I have a suspicion he would be more concerned about the check engine light then dog poop on the front yard good read though

  2. When I'm at work everything is done on the up and up and in the safest manner possible for the customer and their pets. Having said that, you're right. I dont give a crap about crap. Thanks for reading.

  3. what size hitch u got on there ?