Car Wash

 Friday night dinner in Wisconsin means fish fry and brandy old fashioneds or at least that's the way I see it. Follow it up with a piece of cheese cake and life is good. That's just what I did when my wife and I went out the other night. Because I was doing the drinking my wife was doing the driving on the way home. The evening was warm for February so we decided to run through the car wash and get some of that nasty salt rinsed away from the belly of the BMW.

 I had a good buzz going and decided it was picture time. See, ya gots yer basic vertical lines of suds...

 and ya gots yer horizontal lines.

 Then theres just a mess that doesn't go any particular direction...

 and don't forget the spot free rinse! But there is one application called a protectant that is the best of all.

 You know the one I'm talking about. Its the stuff that smells like bubble gum! It kinda looks like a frog with a stomach full of blueberries just blew up on your windshield but that doesn't matter. The sweet smell makes the extra cost of the deluxe wash worth it. If you don't know what I'm talking about then you need to pony up and get the deluxe or switch car washes to a place that'll hose your car with smurf spit.
 I've never washed the old Dodge. The inside kinda smells like ass so maybe I'll run it through the car wash and roll down the windows during the smurf spit app and then I can enjoy the smell on a more permanent basis. I'll let you know how that works out.

Later.