Top Ten List-Painting

Top Ten reasons I suck at painting.

#10...My idea of prep work is making sure I have a cool beverage at the ready.
#9...I have no clean, dust free area for painting.
#8...I hate sanding.
#7...I have artistic ideas but no skills to back them up.
#6...I don't like waiting for stuff to dry.
#5...Prep work sucks
#4...I got nothin for number four.
#3...Wet sanding? I just painted it now I'm gonna scratch it all up?
#2...Why apply two thins coats when you can lay down one thick coat in half the time?

And the #1 reason I suck at painting...Even if I do a good job, I can't resist touching it to see of its dry yet! (and it never is)